7 types of people you find when you go to a Bengali Hindu funeral

1. The uncle who has an opinion about everything and has no clue everyone talks shit behind him.

2. The youths who are looking for an opportunity to sneak out and finish the bottles of liquors already bought and kept secretly in a safe place.

3. The guy who keeps bragging how many people he has burnt already in his life and make others feel small.

4. The director who is an expert in arranging the wood for the stove. He stands near the stove and directs the young people how it is done.

5. The guy who knows more than the brahmin.

6. The old man whose sentiments get hurt whenever someone does something that, according to him, goes against the culture.

7. The guy who makes rounds writing names of every person who is present at the funeral.